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old timer's disease

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.
Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....
by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016
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Timbercrest Jr. High

A school in Woodinville, WA where people make new friends. We have the sevies, wediges, and the 9th graders who rule all. They have great teachers. The school has been around since 1997. It feeds into Woodinville High School along with Leota Jr. High.
Man, Timbercrest JR. High is boss!
by Rawr im a dinosaur November 13, 2011
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Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf
dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf
by highjumpster12 July 23, 2009
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free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.
Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
by Ink Spot Mike and Wife December 26, 2008
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justin timberlake

A weasel in human form attempting to take over the world with his mind numbingly crap songs
(MUA HA HA HA!!!!!)
Justin "senorita I am crazy for youuuuuu-oooooo-uuuuuuu"
Me "shut it weasel boy"
by TheGeggMaster May 2, 2005
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justin timberlake

An ugly, overrated wigger that for some reason girls think is the hottest most talented guy in the world.
Justin Timberlake:
*in voice of a castrated 12 year old*
"If I wrote you a symphony...."
by Adrian January 28, 2007
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Tiberius

adj: Somebody who has a psychotic obsession with a person they have met on only few occasions
Wow Jack really has a serious tiberius for that girl he met at summer camp.
He really made a tiberius of that status.
by TheSpinmaster June 15, 2015
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