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Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
omg he was a tampon muncher
by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023
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Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse
"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find
"Where did I put my used tampon?"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever
"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period
" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"
by Throwedreal December 20, 2016
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