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Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.
Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum
by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
mugGet the Port Powermug.

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.
Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
mugGet the Port-a-Pussymug.

port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 9, 2014
mugGet the port dockingmug.

Port

A Port is a person usually named Marco that is a type of BAN one who was married to a to a controlling female who hyphenates her name and gets side pieced by the mail man
Marco was married to this controlling female. She makes him do what ever she asks. Dam Marco is such a Port
by Shockabuds January 21, 2025
mugGet the Portmug.

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
mugGet the Boat has left the portmug.

Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024
mugGet the Portingmug.

DNA Port

by Jack TN June 6, 2011
mugGet the DNA Portmug.

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