math class

a nonsensical hell that makes no sense

teacher: welcome to math class.
question: if train Santa the blue nose donkey leaves at 1:98 and train be is having an existential crisis how many elephants are in a can of tuna? And also find x

the smart kid: there is 657 elephants in a can of tuna because one elephant is 4:00 and 45 elephants is 6:00 that means that if train be is a Feminist then waffles are red meaning that the answer is 657. also x is in a bar on the floor because he drank to much demond blood

by Anime watchers are gay October 3, 2019

math fatigue

When you've done so much math that you lose your ability to do any more of it

I had a really hard math test today, so I have math fatigue. I can barely add or subtract

by fluffypenis September 8, 2017

Math Kaki

The name of the K–12 Singapore math project that aims to help students who are struggling with school math but can’t afford private tuition, or to prevent the unmotivated ones from dropping the world’s most disliked school subject because they are allergic to the teaching style of their teacher or tutor—“kaki” is the Singlish word to describe a close friend or a buddy.

Unlike teachers employed by self-help groups, who tend to be of the same race as that of the students, volunteers from Math Kaki come from all racial groups and economic backgrounds, who have a heart to raise the mathematical proficiency level of those under their charge, regardless of their race, religion, or orientation.

by MathPlus September 19, 2021

Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.

Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.

by ItsDanH June 16, 2016

Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

by Fasters December 5, 2022

AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.

(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."

by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017

Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009