Alabama hot pocket

Don't search this up you butthole bung

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023

curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca

"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019