Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls

"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"

by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020

coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders

I love to eat coconut clusters.

by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014

Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.

Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.

by Galiant March 5, 2021

Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding

She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016

Coconut

When you ejaculate inside of a person of color, preferably of light-brown to dark-brown complexion.

Me: Yesterday I went to the grocery store and had a coconut.
Friend: You mean bought?
Me: Nope.

by HemorrhoidHenry June 29, 2019

Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020