by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020
Get the Towel-Bootmug. by señor spermies September 22, 2017
Get the buying towels at rossmug. A towel, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
by Auntie Cleo July 4, 2019
Get the Towelmug. by Big rod101 February 21, 2021
Get the Towelingmug. When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.
by CWG0822 May 9, 2017
Get the masters towelmug. 
To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011
Get the Sandy Towelmug.