Kyle Johnson

Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.

Kyle Johnson the sexiest man alive, do you wanna play hot potato slap ass?

by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020

Luke Johnson

To make things more insufferable and difficult than they need to be.

Luke Johnson just Luke Johnsoned our CACS lecture by having us scan QR codes for attendance.

by Fluffy Duckerman August 3, 2017

Johnson County

Located in eastern KS, Johnson County is one of the richest counties in the U.S. Somehow tons of kids have no money, what's up with that?

"I live in Johnson County, man"
"Whoa, you must be loaded!"
"Not so much.."

by aim: pflumm EP September 18, 2008

Shawn Johnson

2008 Olympic gold medal gymnast with a nice ass..

shawn johnson is hot

by geezie11 October 16, 2008

Johnson

Fancy slang for a larger than normal male appendage

My Johnson is the size of Wisconsin

by Longurbandic21 November 28, 2015

Cherry Johnson

when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.

Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)

by alchesay crow March 4, 2008

Jo Johnson

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

by Maugh October 12, 2021