safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

Roblox Gift card

Slang for a vape

Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!

by Ohnoourtableisbrocken December 19, 2021

Gift Giving Anxiety

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.

I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.

by PumpkinPieToLoveBug February 18, 2011

gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.

"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"

by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016

Gift rape

1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.

2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top

3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something

Person 1: I dont want anything for my birthday.

Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!

P1: I guess this is gift rape

by Skibbidy bop mm dada April 17, 2021

Gifted Cunts

When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win

Played a game of rocket league earlier and there was gifted cunts left right and center

by Robbed when November 9, 2018