Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."

Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.

by Rexperience January 7, 2010

testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.

Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.

by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.

Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'

by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018

Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.

Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
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Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...

by Jeembo December 20, 2010

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006