Jack-hole-lantern's definitions

Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.

Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.

by Jack-hole-lantern June 8, 2017

Jackhole

1) A person who can neither be adequately described as a jackass or an asshole, but as a combination of the two.

2) Any orafice in which ejaculation is "jacked" off.

1) That guy who just cut me off at the yellow light is a real jackhole.

2) When Carla finished my BJ I let it fly in her jackhole.

by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006

hovercrafting

Another term for dry-humping.

My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.

by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006