Multi-texting

The occurrence of having multiple conversations and/or topics discussed while texting.

Bob - "Hey, how's it going, are you feeling better?"

Steve - "Hey Bob, I'm doing O.K. I'm still a little under the weather, and I have to finish up some work. We're having a potluck at my job tomorrow too!"

Bob - "Yeah, I figured. Whoa, slow down there big guy, you just hit me with a multi-texting extravaganza!"

by AMAK January 17, 2013

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

TW(texting whore)

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging

I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).

by Tanishiak April 18, 2008

wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone

by Wet texting December 11, 2016

texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

tending

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008