screaming temporal doom

refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.

unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.

TeMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS!!

by bad bad rubber piggy June 16, 2004

Tempocidal

To want to kill time. Not in the murderous way, but in the "what are you doing?" "Eh, I'm just killing time," way.

"my god, why are you watching QVC?" "I'm just feeling tempocidal."

by Creatrixx May 4, 2004

temple decker

its wher you fill the upper tank of the toilet with toilet paper then shit on top of the toilet paper leaving an even better effect to the upper decker

dave left a temple decker at work last night i wish i could of seen the janitors face when he seen that

by dirtydave October 11, 2006

temperovore

Someone who, though not a vegetarian or vegan, moderates their diet based on ethical or environmental principles.

From Latin tempero "be moderate, control oneself, to keep from, refrain from" + voro "to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself."

"I don't eat factory-farmed meats and dairy or commercially harvested fish on the brink of extinction, but don't have a problem eating farmed clams, wild elk, or the eggs from my neighbor's back yard chickens. Guess that makes me a temperovore."

by Eoghan01 April 5, 2010

Tempnesia

1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.

2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.

1. *watching tv show*

Commercial comes on...

"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."

2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."

3. *wakes up*

*senses other ppl(s) present*

"Cindy?"

*looks over at dat hoe*

"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."

by Hunlex August 29, 2010

tempur-pedic legs

legs comfortable enough to sleep on-can be skinny legs or fat ones.

Wow, she has such tempur-pedic legs.

by Anon012345 June 30, 2011

Temperaturmental

of, relating to, or arising from temperament due to temperature change.

Restaurant Kitchen setting:
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"

Grocery Shopping:
Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."

by Crabjuice November 22, 2011