like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

scrubbin ya teeth

innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting

fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a secert

dude: hey man,whats goin on? wheres morgan at ?
dude2: oh hes in the bathroom scrubbin his teeth...
dude: hey morgan, quit scrubbin ya teeth and bring ya ass out here !!!

by Masta Dragon Red April 1, 2007

dragging your teeth

When someone drags their teeth when giving a blowjob

Becky got caught this weekend when her boyfriend asked "why are you dragging your teeth"

by Jack mehoff Becky October 21, 2013

winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

by Kevin Herr December 7, 2007

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010

tic tac teeth

Having tiny little rounded teeth that are disproportionately small for the owners mouth.

"He would be a hottie if it weren't for those TIC TAC TEETH".

by Barbiegirl007 June 15, 2006

Brush my Teeth

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

by werdna250. July 4, 2010