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Virginia Tech

*#1 Architecture school in country
*Top notch Engineering program
*Good business school
*#1 campus dining in country
*Respected Football team (good at other sports too but it is a football school)
*No preppy dbags (like UVa)
*Intelligent student body (average gpa for class of '13 was 3.94)
*Alumni have the highest initial salary in Virginia
Contrary to popular belief (by belief I mean rumors spread by faggy UVa students) the student body does not consist of rednecks, VT doesn't take just anyone. The student body mostly come from middle class families and are generally pretty smart. They don't fuck animals (another completly retarded rumor) unless by "fuck animals" you mean "party like crazy".
Virginia Tech: Good food, good football, cool people, good academics, good parties, and lots of shool spirit.
In short, the place you want to be if you want to be successful in life while having fun along the way.
by im in miami bitch November 23, 2009
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mal-tech

Mal: derived from the spanish malo meaning "bad".
Technology used in a useless manner; or unneccesary use of technology, or unneccessary technology.
As opposed to 'rect-tech
Movies on mobile telephones; computerized touch-screens at gas stations; digital parking meters.
Ben 1: "To turn on our television we must press 4 different buttons on two controllers."
Ben 2: "That's mal-tech, yo!"
by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006
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Arch Tech

1.Arch Tech: also known as Architectural Technology, an University course paper where students understand how that piece of paper or card can be made into an actual building.

2.Where students are brainwashed into using heat pumps in HVAC lectures.

3.Also used as or referred to as a social outing when it clearly isn't.

4. Where lecturers refuse to reply to emails because they were away on trip.
1. you: "oooh.. so what.. you mean i have to figure out how this building works?"

2. Lecturer: " remember, every $1 gets you $3 of heat energy! It's that simple"

"You cannot use passive heating / cooling, what about if it rains for a few days? You're thermal mass is only at 6, 7 degrees"

you: "ohh man i just got Arch Tech-ed!"

3. friend (Dj , Ranko) : "Hey YO we got this mean party this weekend its going to be BALLLLINGGGG you're coming!!!"

you : "awww naaah man i got this ballllling Arch Tech to hit up its going to be mint asss!!"

4. friend: Hey dude, for Arch Tech have you heard back from Regan or Max? "

you: " Nwaaah maan.. this is bsssssss!!! going to shoot fade-aways in studio"
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Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016
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Techonista

Taken from the term 'fashionista'

A person who is as into fashion as they are into gadgets and technology.
She is such a "Techonista"! Look at her rare, dream phone by Google (not even out yet!) and the special edition Christian Louboutins she has on!!
by techonista January 16, 2010
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techoholic

an individual who exhibits addictive behaviours towards electronic devices and technology including a need to have access to their electronic devices continuously and withdrawal symptoms if they aren't
My teenager has become a techoholic as she needs access to her phone all day every day or she has a panic attack.
by natrdoc April 25, 2016
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techorate

Using technology to compliment or comprise the decoration of a space
Rather than wasting money on traditional decor, i prefer to techorate my place with devices
by dawghawk12 September 28, 2017
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