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tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010
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Tech Mafia

Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci

Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo

Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)

Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data

Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker

Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)

Justi (Core member)

Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)

Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
by Fcvv August 24, 2020
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tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
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Mod Tech

Modern Technology............
Sat nav is considered modern technology aka "mod tech"
by AdamStone April 15, 2010
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Lane tech

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 7, 2021
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Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.
In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.
by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020
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Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.
1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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