Tom Crehan

Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.
Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.
by TANKILORD February 13, 2019
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A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.
Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*
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tom inman

one that is only known as tinman. he is one of the best people you will meet, IF you do meet him you will shurly realise this.
"hey its tom inman " "no its Tinman"
by tinman000 August 27, 2008
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tom power

the act of celebrating by raising hands above your head and standing stationary in front of something that you beat/overcame
"After destroying that test, I tom powered right in front of the kid that said he would do better."

"When I scored that goal, the goalie was still on the ground, so I pulled a tom power to show him who is boss"

"I sunk an epic beer pong shot last night for the win and my partner and I tom powered to show that we were the best"
by mihaeagle3 June 20, 2011
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Tom Horned

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.
Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!
by Joel Pascuzzi April 08, 2015
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tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.
Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep

Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired

Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something

Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight

Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now
by haaaack3r July 16, 2010
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Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 26, 2020
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