Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.

When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

EF0 Tornado

A small and tiny funnel cloud that doesnt touch the ground, a tiny funnel that hangs from the Clouds

Hey! There's an EF0 Tornado

by RJ DA MAN!! July 15, 2025

Tornado Tap Drain

That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.

Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025

Tornado Intercept Bullhorn

A tornado interceptor that intercepts tornadoes via probes with a max top road speed of 140 while a top dirt road speed of 65 mph.

The Tornado Intercept Bullhorn haven't intercepted a single tornado.

by ZeEmosPlayerz August 16, 2025

Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.

As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Tornado Valley Butt Chug

You funnel a full bottle of alcohol (your choice) into your partners butthole. Next you place a cork nice and deep, and instruct them to push. A tornado of sexy warm shit alcohol will spew from their ass, you must catch enough in your mouth to get drunk for it to count.

“Chloe was crazy when she did the Tornado Valley Butt Chug on me!”

by Texasstingerlover September 30, 2025