Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.

Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.

by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022

Tornado

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.

"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"

by laceyheartstornado June 20, 2011

Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box

The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man

by MasterBDC February 8, 2018

milky tornado

When a man has sex with someone in a bathroom or anywhere with a flushable toilet, ejaculates on their face, and then gives their partner a swirly afterwards.

Man I fucked this bitch in the bathroom at the club last night. It was awesome, I even gave her a milky tornado when I was done!"

by CorpseGrinder666 July 29, 2016

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022

Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.

Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"

by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024

Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.

Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.

by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018