Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!

Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?

by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

furry toast

A combination of a belch and noise pollution from your anal cavity.

Kurt enjoyed the release of his furry toast after a breakfast of greasy fastfood.

by JacKurt March 2, 2011

Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

Wonder Toast

Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.

His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.

by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007

night toast

Toast that is consumed after sundown right before bed. Before you brush your teeth, but after you call your mom.

Wow, what a long, hard day. I’m definitely going to need a night toast!

by figgynewts April 1, 2019

Sandwich Toast

Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.

Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*

by Gabe Tindall February 1, 2009