When the drum and/or base of a song sounds bad and repetitive, like the producer used preprogrammed instrumentals from a Casio keyboard.
by Urban Jew/distortedview.com February 05, 2010
by Lucius Black February 09, 2009
When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.
You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"
John: "Its been a minute..."
You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"
John: "Its been a minute..."
You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"
by glantz January 09, 2012
An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.
by TheCreampieKid December 13, 2016
An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.
Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
by SquidT29 October 23, 2017
I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008
by Yourvum July 02, 2021