Casio Beat

When the drum and/or base of a song sounds bad and repetitive, like the producer used preprogrammed instrumentals from a Casio keyboard.
Amateur rappers on YouTube suck, most of them sound like they're using Casio beats.
by Urban Jew/distortedview.com February 05, 2010
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beat doctor

One who is very adept at regulating the beat, rhythm, or any musical driven composition
For this song I'm going to need a beat doctor
by Lucius Black February 09, 2009
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ivory beat

When a female tongues your butt and reaches around beating you off simultaneously, making it look like she is a rhino polishing her ivory horn.
You: "Aye Josh whens the last time your girl gave you that ivory beat?"

John: "Its been a minute..."

You: "Dang, I'm getting polished erry night with this freaky chick I just met online!"
by glantz January 09, 2012
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Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.
Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.
by TheCreampieKid December 13, 2016
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beat the rat

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.
Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
by SquidT29 October 23, 2017
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beat the fireman

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.
by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008
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Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.
I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.
by Yourvum July 02, 2021
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