Tommy-Lee'd

A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.

Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?

by Buck Lazurus May 16, 2016

Let Tommy out of Prison

This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.

It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.

Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?

Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"

by goody5 December 10, 2010

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz May 31, 2014

Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe September 6, 2007

Little Tommy Squeaker

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.

John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"

by Doctor N November 16, 2009