meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.

by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022