surflux

The spoonerism of "surplus" and "influx". Thus, a surflux is the overabundance of increasing objects.

Units = (Stuff)/(Area)(Time)

Holy crap, there's a surflux of entropy in this thermal system!

Since Halo 3 released, there has been a surflux of noobs on Xbox Live.

by Ryan and Bob February 21, 2008

Surface

One who doesn't or isn't able to have a complex thought process when listening to music; Thinks of everything basically.

He thinks lil yachty is a good rapper, Probably because he's so surface.

by Bhanty February 12, 2017

Surfin

Surfin - A term used by men who swim out on surf boards and to sit at the back of the waves in order to fit large objects in each others rectums such as their fists.

"Oh Hi Mark, let's go Surfin tomorrow morning. Let's see if you can get double fists this time. Cowabunga dude!"

by Phil Hickling February 5, 2018

curb surfer

Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!

You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.

by JR McDowell October 23, 2008

Chocolate Surf

Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.

Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop

Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf

by Koko and The Chief October 2, 2009

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

Surfjar

A mis-pronunciation and mis-spelling of Sufjan Steven's first name when it is only seen, and not pronounced.

What's on Surfjar's new album?

by lucy shoe December 27, 2006