by Sha September 30, 2003
Get the boy stitch mug.the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.
I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain
by Abrash April 18, 2006
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Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the a stitch in time mug.Ay, shut it! I'm talkin' on da skritch!
by combatxxbaby January 27, 2007
Get the skritch mug.The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).
A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
Get the Womb Stretch mug.A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.
Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"
by Rose and Cat April 29, 2006
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Oh shit it's Stitch
by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022
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