steven kiak

what every mediocre dirt biker doesnt want to be.

well jimmy, you dont want to be like a steven kiak!

by dukeman April 7, 2008

Steven Malkmus

1. The lead singer of the influential 90s indie rock band Pavement.
2. God.

Could Steven Malkmus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

by explosionsBOOM July 6, 2010

cat stevens

One of the greatest singers of all time
who became a muslim and changed his name to Yusef Islam

Cat Stevens is awesome no matter what religion he believes in

by 357951 January 18, 2011

Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.

"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"

by RJJ July 9, 2006

Jada stevens

A pornstar who Loves to have sex with Dominic with his long dark curly hair dark skin self he's a short guy from Austin Texas with a large cock and she absolutely can't get enough of him she will go all the way to anywhere where ever he is at to freak him oral anal kinky shit fetish you name it

High I'm looking for Dominic

Wow your jada stevens

That's riight have you seen him around???

by Savy my nigga January 29, 2019

J.R. Stevens

When one man sits in a toilet with his butt in the water and another man proceeds to step up on the toilet with both feet and gets his dick sucked by the person in the toilet. The person standing on the toilet getting his dick sucked then flushes the toilet when he is cumming.

Kid: I'm getting tired of blumpkins i want to try something different
Other Kid: get a J.R. Stevens

by jouhne lee perry May 16, 2010

Danny Stevens

1) lead vocals of The Audition
2) gorgeous mother fucker
3) he is The SEX
4) love
5) beautiful face, hair, bod, voice etc.
6) the epitome of epicness

Fred: Who's that dude you have tatooed on your face?
Me: My future husband, Danny Stevens
Fred: Man, I'm getting horny just by looking at him! I'm not even a homosexual.
Me: ummmm...not sure how to respond to that

by theauditionmakesmejizz December 19, 2009