Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009

Sufjan Stevens

A great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that I didn't even know existed. Think "emo" but with class.

Thats not just another bohemian, that is Sufjan Stevens.

by Estehbahn September 6, 2006

steven gerrard

To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.

Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.

Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.

by anon5555 October 7, 2009

Steven Malkmus

1. The lead singer of the influential 90s indie rock band Pavement.
2. God.

Could Steven Malkmus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

by explosionsBOOM July 6, 2010

steven kiak

what every mediocre dirt biker doesnt want to be.

well jimmy, you dont want to be like a steven kiak!

by dukeman April 7, 2008

cat stevens

One of the greatest singers of all time
who became a muslim and changed his name to Yusef Islam

Cat Stevens is awesome no matter what religion he believes in

by 357951 January 18, 2011

Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.

"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"

by RJJ July 9, 2006