To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
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Get the starmished mug.It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
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Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
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