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Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014
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printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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starmished

A coined word combining starving and famished
I’m starmished! I didn’t eat all day yesterday
by AfroqueenDee March 9, 2020
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Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022
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chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.
I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.
by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017
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North Star Fish

When fingering through the Rolodex of beef curtains, and you cannot find the appropriate hole, seek the North Star Fish near the rear of the anus, and track your way north to find the vaginal opening.
When walking my fingers through unpioneered lands, I use the North Star Fish to orient myself to infiltrate dat pussay.
by Jcooley1103 April 29, 2019
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Star Fish Sleep

When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.
by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012
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