squirrel bait 

testicles, nuts, balls

"Chase has some huge squirrel bait" says Kelsey S. the school whore

squirrel bait by ydoucare December 1, 2004

Squirrel Allergies 

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.

One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.

Squirrel Allergies by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009

Squirrel Master 

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

Squirrel Master by Gerald November 28, 2003

squirrel bashing 

ginger bushsd knob wanking

He was in the woods....pants round ankles caught squirrel bashing......

squirrel bashing by shell,kel May 15, 2008

Squirrel Dog

A small dog about the size of a squirrel. Such as but not limited too a Yorkie, Tea Cup Chiuwahwah, Miniature Doberman or other dogs of similar stature with no real practical purpose other than to bark and get in the way

I seriously doubt your Squirrel dog is gonna intimidate anyone that comes into the house

Squirrel Dog by Tefflon December 16, 2008

Squirrel kiss 

When you nibble the nuts a little.

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!

Squirrel kiss by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017

Squirrel-Bait 

adj.
Extreme right-wingers in the Republican Party.

Squirrel-Bait will never be persuaded to alter their views, regardless of the facts.

Squirrel-Bait by tdp311 September 22, 2012