Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver June 6, 2018

Spud

A U.K way of saying potato. Used by middle to lower class people of the united kingdom.

Shut up or ill throw a spud at you!

by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018

Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 6, 2018

spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spuddism

Formed in 2018 by three young masterminds, the religion 'Spuddism' is a new religion inspired by the sacred, late and great $ dogg. this is a teacher and he is a very well known gentlemen, with his kind hearted humour we follow him. we must live our lives by his core values. we must drink 4 cups of teas followed by 5 cups of coffee every day no matter what. we must abide by not using any form of communication with the female gender under any circumstance what so ever. when joining this 'family' you are granted with a ferarri and a complimentary virgin for life mug. another wonderful addition in being a Spuddist is you are strictly to only wear one outfit everyday of the week. by being a Spuddist is that it is compulsary to live 'Top Bloke Style', this means you must live life being the best bloke possible in every aspect possible. if you want to join you must surpass a 23 questionare and you must score a perfect 23/23 and if you do not manage to do so, you will live the rest of your life in the shadows of a Spuddist.

Wow that guy is so cool and fly, he must be a member of the sacred family of the religion Spuddism.

by Nedly Pinkington October 25, 2018

Slurdo

The slang word used to describe a racist statement or slur. Connecting the words Slur and though.

“You can’t be saying that slurdo, That’s racist.”

by MD. Huberwincle November 10, 2018