spoonakiss

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

by hdaduck April 10, 2009

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Spoogefoot

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.

Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.

by Cardsblo August 24, 2009

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".

"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."

by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009

Spook the Groundhog

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

by D Sheee March 26, 2010

Spoonjacking

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010