steel soldier

The act of wrapping a mans penis in aluminum foil and incerting it into a womans vagina.

IE; Come here bitch, you're getting a steel soldier!

by Doctor Phil May 13, 2005

small soldier

a tiny dick that is eternally erect

Johnson! Is your small soldier saluting me?

by Frederick Burges September 28, 2005

smolding

The art of smashing someone up in a fold-out bed.

Scott got caught smolding Bryan in Mom's new fold-up bed.

by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005

splodie

It can be used to emhasize anything. It is a noun, and a verb. As long as it is used (and sounds good) in a sentance or phrase, you get one point.

I totally splodied all over!
What the splodie is that?

by bdpenguin May 23, 2006

Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

Solderize

To sodomize with a soldering iron

dude! At the last football game, the other team bent over and we solderized them!

by MarqueeDeSade November 7, 2010

Spald

1) A strange, bald short man, who just doesn't care, lives in his own little world and isn't very bright.

2) A really weird face, where the person looks like an idiot, and like they just don't care, and they make a noise similar to 'myaaaah.'

1) Karl Pilkington is very spald.
2) Whoah, you just pulled a very spald face.

by HesterMotionless January 22, 2014