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Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.
If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.
by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019
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SlutterButter

The act of covering a naked woman in peanut butta and wiping it off with ya dick and having her suck it.
hey girl, you wanna go for a round of slutterbutter
by owugbfeirvb ;r ;e;ub t;oebu ot December 11, 2019
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splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.
John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!
by Emory Forest October 25, 2019
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splattergasp

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!
John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!
by Emory Forest December 12, 2019
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Splatter Patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020
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slutter

A drunk way of walking
Sometimes used by incel-like people who don't have enough vocabulary to slut-shame women who dare enjoy sex. Often used with "female" for more dehumanization. The more derogatory the sentence, the better is the use of "slutter".
College female are such slutters, I'm sure they can't find a cock they or their slutty friends didn't took already, gwahahaha!
by FallenCookie June 18, 2020
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Splattergast

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.
"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
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