Sperm Whale

A wet willy but with semen. You cum on your finger and stick it in their ear.

That nasty asshole gave me a sperm whale.

by Bon bon the magnificent January 2, 2010

Sperm of the Holy Spirit

This can also be referred to as SOHS.

This is sometimes used to explain Mary's "virginity".

Jesus was born through the help of the sperm of the Holy Spirit.

by KahFeccino September 5, 2016

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

by Rising Star June 26, 2009

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .

Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.

by EleventhHour April 24, 2011

sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything

sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey

by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011