Up on someone's dick

1. Following someone around constantly.

"The king's attendant was all up on someone's dick (the king's), helping him with whatever he needed.

by donaldtrumpduckmerica September 1, 2016

Ever fallen in love with someone

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame, what a shame
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I'll only end up losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

to rick james someone

1. To slap someone in the face.
2. To smoke a hell of a lot of cocaine.

1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

by IphilP August 14, 2004

be someone

be awesome, get out and do something, don't be a bitch. gobesomeone.com. funny stories of just trying to be awesome.

Be someone. Get off your ass and lets go to the party.

by BuffaloBob7o June 2, 2009

Google someone's Yahoo

To Google a person's Yahoo means for a person to give a male oral sex. Otherwise it can be used to describe doing just about anything sexual to either a penis or vagina.

-I'll Google your Yahoo baby.
-Go Google someone's Yahoo, skank!
-Would you please Google my Yahoo like you did last night? I really enjoyed it.

by zeldawarrior October 16, 2008

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Dot someone's eyes

to fuck somebody up so bad you give them a black eye.

That guy at the bar called me a redneck so I dotted his fuckin' eyes. Call me no redneck.

by Little Bastard June 16, 2004