sneef

Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.

He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.

by KawasakiGuy October 12, 2016

serfboard

When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.

Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016

Sneafer

One who partakes in the sniffing of public seating. "To sneaf"

Watch where you place your bottom, there's a sneafer on the loose!

by Sasa91 May 20, 2016

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

Sneef

Sneef is a code word for vaping. Using Sneef in front of teachers decieves them from you doing anything bad.

Hey man pass the sneef this way

by Sneef July 7, 2016

Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016