Geilchin Ski 

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!

"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"

Geilchin Ski by Slogina September 14, 2006

sofa ski 

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

sofa ski by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009

meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

meat ski by amac! October 20, 2010

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

Ass-ski by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

Wisconsin ski special 

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat

Wisconsin ski special by Nignogging August 6, 2013

sheffield ski pole 

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

sheffield ski pole by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Cincinnati Ski Trip 

It is when someone in the backseat of a Honda Civic riding around town giving hand-jobs to one guy on each side at the same time

She offered us a Cincinnati ski trip on our drive down to North Carolina, all through the smokies

Cincinnati Ski Trip by BuchyN June 5, 2016