Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019

Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.

I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.

by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021

Shooting day

Schools Shootings are allowed on this day.
Just kidding, you sick fuck.
June 32, cause it doesn't exist!

1: wanna shoot up a school? It's shooting day
2: your sick.
2: Fuck no.

by Yeyeyeydychd May 20, 2021

Cyber Shouting

Typing in all capital letters as to convey anger and or excitement.

Bob: what are you doing?

John: talking to Cindy on Facebook Chat she is Cyber Shouting at me!

by jalaneagle December 8, 2009

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

tongue shoving

Shoving ones tongue into another's mouth, and usually taking turns shoving with the other.

Wow, we were having so much fun when we were tongue shoving!

by That_One_Novak September 20, 2017

School Shooting

School shootings are the best thing on earth

School shooting is happening? shoot me please!

by thiefsimulatorgamer99999 November 6, 2022