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make-up shotgun 

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.
make-up shotgun by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007
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permanent shotgun 

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.
Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!
permanent shotgun by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006

angel with a shotgun 

A normally beautiful/overly kind person who, when angered (normally by someone hurting their friend) turns nasty realllll fast.
Man, Becky's such an angel with a shotgun. I made one fat joke about her friend Tina and she practically clawed my eyes out. She's still hot though.

Turkish Shotgun 

When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.

host shotgun 

when the person hosting a game in gears of war over uses the shotgun because it is stronger
Host: u just got owned mike
Gamer: shut up Joe ur just god cause ur the host
Host:yea ok i didnt use host shot gun once
Gamer:sick liar all u do is use the host shotgun and kill everyone in 1 or 2 shots do u think your good joe?
Host:i think im amazing
Gamer2: chris thnks joes amazing too
host shotgun by King Nitro 8 September 9, 2007

Bohemian Shotgun 

Right before reaching climax, the male pulls out and furiously slaps the female's vagina. He then proceeds to forcefully re-enter with a single thrust, and ejaculates while shouting "STRILET" (Pronounced stree-let). Which is the Czech word for shoot. Hence, firing the Bohemian Shotgun.
I can't believe you did a Bohemian Shotgun to Owen's mom.
Bohemian Shotgun by dumbyeet March 22, 2017

Scrape/ Shotgun 

Scrape/ Shotgun is a game.

-Vocabulary:

• A "scrape" refers to the action of taking the bottom of your hand and dragging it skin to skin across the back of someone's neck to create a slight burning sensation on their neck due to the friction.
• "Shotgun" refers to the word you must say to prevent being "scraped".

-Rules of the Scrape/ Shotgun:

•When you say or do something that is regarded as dumb, clumsy, forgetful, contradicting, or anything along those lines, a person involved in the game can say "Scrape!", "That's a scrape!", or "Scrape on you!". At that point you accept the "scrape" and allow him to drag his hand across the back of your neck as described above in the vocabulary section.

•HOWEVER, if you say "Shotgun!" before someone calls a "scrape", then you are safe from the scrape and can not receive one for that time.
•If someone calls a "scrape" on you for something that was not a "scrape", then you are allowed to call a scrape on them for incorrect use of the game.
Example 1 of Scrape/ Shotgun -

Me: Have you seen my phone? I've been looking everywhere for it and can't find it for the life of me!

Friend: SCRAPE!! You're holding your phone in your hand.

Me: Fuck. Alright scrape me, let's get it over with.

Example 2- Me: *Drops my phone* Shotgun!

Friend: You're damn lucky you called shotgun before I called scrape. I'll get you next time.
Scrape/ Shotgun by BDKilla February 8, 2019