Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.

Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...

by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011

Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.

Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

anxiety shit

When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.

Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.

by Luna Mystica January 12, 2017

bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.

Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Ah Shit

Here we go again

Ah shit here we go again

by Some guy called nick July 17, 2019

Crazy Fucking Shit

Crazy Fucking Shit

1) the name for something that was so insane, you just had to call it "crazy fucking shit"

2) drugs you take when you have no idea what it is or whats in it

1) dude, that roller party was some crazy fucking shit man...

2) dude, i just dropped something, and its some crazy fucking shit.

by xstacy March 1, 2009