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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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shit-ton

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."
by Patternalistic October 11, 2007
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shit-ton

"thats a shit-ton of work"
by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003
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front shitting

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
by FNTSHT February 18, 2010
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Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.
Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.
by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010
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shittingdicknipples

One of the things that 4chan raiders say when they close the pool on Habbo.
"shittingdicknipples shittingdicknipples" repeated over and over again.
by Craig ARC September 24, 2006
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Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous
That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.
by base101 June 4, 2009
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