shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).

Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"

by YeezusLives August 31, 2016

Shipster

Noun: Someone who is always randomly shipping people together for little or no reason.

"Ugh, I am SICK of that shipster! This week, she has already shipped my with 5 different people, and 2 of them are already popular fan-fictions.'

by Mr.Turbo September 15, 2016

Shitstick

Sort of like a fuckstick yet even more useless.

Billy was acting like a little bitch today at school and when we tried to help him he just pissed everyone off even more. What a shitstick.

by P.W. Toastman September 18, 2016

shist

The Lonely Goomba's try at a mix of the word shit and piss

Now stare at the random mario Can-Can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wario! Quit swimming in all of that shist!

by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 15, 2016

shitstick dickwaffle

An inappropriate, politically incorrect, unwelcome human being.

That shitstick dickwaffle made another racist comment.

by HEY STEVE LOOK! August 16, 2017

shestan

Beautiful, independent, strong

Full of life

Very caring

May doubt but always overcome the situation

Shestan is very strong and beautiful.

by Shestan January 21, 2018

shest

Shitting, pooping, defacating on another persons chest.

after our date at chipotle we should shest in the backseat of the car

by DeepBluWAHful May 4, 2018