Shamp

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.

After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.

by Funny Bob December 27, 2020

shampoo

It's when a person cums on another person's hair or head area

Guy 1: Dude, how was your date last night!
Guy 2: Amazing bro! I shampoo'd all over her head

by chovihotings December 27, 2020

Shampee #671

It is a element iod

Shampee #671 is a iod. It is same as shampoo but it's radioactive.
It's Collapse time is 69 days.

Classified to gamma rays.

Mainly used to torture furries.

A nuke contains 4% of Shampee #671.

by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021

shampagne

shampagne saturday

let’s have a shampagne saturday !

by shampagne January 17, 2021

Shampoozaler

Someone who is constantly using other's shampoos when they shower,
Never buys there own shampoo or soap.

"you ain't nothing but a shampoozaler Terence"

by Barry Block February 4, 2021

Shampood

When you nut in a girls hair

Make food in three minutes call it fast food. Nutted in this bitch’s hair call it shampood

by theradbird April 18, 2021

Semper ubi sub ubi

Pronounced: Sem-PEAR OO-bee SUB OO-bee

A Latin phrase told by your surfing science teacher who teaches his cats to surf.

Meaning: Always wear your underwear

Two girls run over to a boy, giggling.
Girl 1: "We have some advice for you,"

Boy: "Oh yeah?"
Girl 2: "Yeah."
Girls 1 and 2: "Semper ubi sub ubi !!"
Boy: "Wat-"
The girls run away, giggling even harder than before.

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021