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sharpiskian shiter

a rather large and painful poo that results in a spikey stabbing feeling in and around the ASSHOLE!!
" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn
by the two julies January 29, 2007
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sharpie

1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".
Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)
by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009
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Sharky

A very horny guy whose dick is way smaller than he brags about.
Hey Sharky, you're so small you need two to make a difference!

That black man is a Sharky
by youbitchsstolemyname! February 26, 2012
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sharpie

1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.
by Brett Williams June 20, 2005
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Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
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SHARKY

Someone who leads somone on, as if to lead to a relationship or something close to it, but then just drops them.
1. That girl is such a sharky!

2. "Can we just be friends?"

"AHHH, don't shark me!"

3. HAHAHAHA, you just got sharked!
by ferrrrrne June 16, 2009
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paige sharp

To be a ' Paige Sharp' is to be a lover of the one and only Justin Bieber.
To be a Paige Sharp, you have to eat bieber shaped spaghetti, breath Biebers perfume, and sleep on bieber covered sheets.
Some may call this a 'belieber'. However, this is beliebing to a whole new level.
A Belieber will know when Biebers birthday is BUT a Paige Sharp will know what time he was born.
I dont want to be associated with those beliebers they are so amateur, i want to be a Paige Sharp.
by paigessister January 10, 2012
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