Service desk

The elite and most highly respected tier of K-Mart shops. Can be transferred in context, meaning the best possible outcome of a situation.
by Eric from Kmart October 12, 2019
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servicism

The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others
She's all about servicism; she doesn't fall in love.
by LellaAngelina February 06, 2016
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Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
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potblack service

a word used wen kim makes silly mistakes around the kitchen fukin douchebag
kims a stooooooooooooooooge ... haha service....

u need to say kim potblack service u fukin stoooge
by Ginja Ninja December 29, 2007
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top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee April 04, 2014
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Service Dogging

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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