Oh yeah bro, she's been sending me some semi-nudes
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by uttam maharjan September 1, 2010
Get the semi-hit mug.Bobby Zack tried to give himself a circumcision but ended up with only a semi-circumcision as result from shock and blood loss.
by The self foreskin skinner September 25, 2010
Get the semi-circumcision mug.The girl who flirts with you, but only as a joke. The slightly intoxicated chick who dances with you and kisses you on the cheek, but pulls away if you try and do the same to her.
The woman who smiles at you when she walks past, or gives you a compliment, but becomes disgusted if you show her any attention in return.
What do these ladies want? God only knows. Do they get a thrill from raising and lowering a man's hopes? Do they enjoy making guys feel like complete idiots? Semi-Sluts always frequent places such as office rooms, parties or universities.
The woman who smiles at you when she walks past, or gives you a compliment, but becomes disgusted if you show her any attention in return.
What do these ladies want? God only knows. Do they get a thrill from raising and lowering a man's hopes? Do they enjoy making guys feel like complete idiots? Semi-Sluts always frequent places such as office rooms, parties or universities.
Semi-Slut: Wow, you have really strong arms
Man: Oh really? All the better to hold you with...
Semi-Slut: EW, GROSS! Fuck off loser, I wouldn't be seen with you if you were the last man on earth!!
Man: But, you just...
Semi-Slut: (walks away calmly as though conversation never took place)
Man: Oh really? All the better to hold you with...
Semi-Slut: EW, GROSS! Fuck off loser, I wouldn't be seen with you if you were the last man on earth!!
Man: But, you just...
Semi-Slut: (walks away calmly as though conversation never took place)
by sahboh11 December 6, 2011
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Married guitarist Jinxx from Black Veil Brides but now divorced.
Married guitarist Jinxx from Black Veil Brides but now divorced.
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Get the kinda-semi-yet-not mug.Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
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