samantha abalayan

A girl who's smart, funny, caring, and can cheer me up whenever I'm down. She's not always good at consoling people, but she tries, and that's all that matters. She's a meme queen, a great artist, and would make an even greater girlfriend.

Me: Samantha Abalayan, would you like to be my girlfriend, and date to the 8th grade promo?

by ACuriousKaydidid May 29, 2017

Samanfa

A nickname reserved for only the flyest and bombest Samantha's in the world. Very few are lucky enough to be blessed with such a nickname bestowed upon them, even fewer are able to uphold their Samanfa status over the years. Also it's just a really cute way to say Samantha, so there's that.

My girl was promoted from Samantha to Samanfa last night!

by $amanfa May 30, 2017

sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Sean Rosetti

Inspired by the “Irish Goodbye” however in this version you must either barf up a tequila shot through your nose onto someone’s leg then disappear or fake a phone call from your child before leaving.

Yo nice Sean Rosetti last night dude. Classic you.

by rickmulhern July 16, 2019

Sean

A very generous and funny friend. He is a charming brunch companion and has excellent taste in friends. Any day with Sean is a good day.

Who just paid for brunch?

Sean did.

by Sg323 March 31, 2019

samantha mejia

some fugly hoe but i still luv her cuz shes my bestie

me: hey Samantha you a hoe

Samantha mejia: you a stupid hoe beech

by someuglyhoe August 9, 2019

Sean Wright

The hottest man alive. He’s honestly so attractive like please choke me daddy thank you goodbye. Jk I have more to say. Um so basically he is perfect and I want him to step on me please god oh please mmmmmmmmmm yes.

Sean Wright makes my hole wet.

by Rice and Shine October 24, 2019