Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.
After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.
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The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.
by Last Chancer October 26, 2006
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A school full of drama. The most entertainment you get out of it is YouTube (If you can get onto it..) AND the occasional pointless fights, where the whole school just runs to one spot to see a pair of year 7's looking for attention. Most girls refer to themselves as "Tech Rats" and spend all day strutting and looking around to see if anyone's watching. Year 7's who yell out random shit to get attention, think they love their not so significant others forever.
Year 10-12
You got people who are too fat to be scene (But they still try), 1 red-head in pretty much every group, and platinum blondes who don't have time for anyone. AND the jocks who just kick the footy right in front of you. UGH and that couple who always kiss in the corridors.. Year 12's from 2010 were the best tbh.
A school full of drama. The most entertainment you get out of it is YouTube (If you can get onto it..) AND the occasional pointless fights, where the whole school just runs to one spot to see a pair of year 7's looking for attention. Most girls refer to themselves as "Tech Rats" and spend all day strutting and looking around to see if anyone's watching. Year 7's who yell out random shit to get attention, think they love their not so significant others forever.
Year 10-12
You got people who are too fat to be scene (But they still try), 1 red-head in pretty much every group, and platinum blondes who don't have time for anyone. AND the jocks who just kick the footy right in front of you. UGH and that couple who always kiss in the corridors.. Year 12's from 2010 were the best tbh.
by WUTYEWSAI March 4, 2011
Get the Traralgon Secondary College mug.An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.
The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)
Ex members:
Max - drums
The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)
Ex members:
Max - drums
-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"
-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"
-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"
-"For sure."
-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"
-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"
-"For sure."
by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009
Get the Seconds From Disaster mug.Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.
I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.
by Shantal Arechederra December 28, 2007
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