meat strap

the area between the scrotum and anus, perineum; t'aint your balls......taint your ass......

Nothing like a good meat strap licking!

by jackip September 14, 2009

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

by loverrssss3XxX May 20, 2010

fur lined jock strap

An accessory for a young woman athlete, especially in skiing.

"That gal is a mediocre skier. I hope she wears a fur lined jock strap."
"From the looks of her ski pants, she must be wearing
a fur lined jock strap."

by Jimmiebb January 20, 2006

Denver Jock Strap

While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.

While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her

by goblue04 December 6, 2010

Strap

Someone who reminds you of a strap-on dildo because they just suck at everything they do.

Smells like Onions is the biggest strap in the world.

by Jaggernaut February 26, 2010

Kuma Satra

When everything is totally screwed up. Its the act of witnessing everything going out of hand, and there is no fucking way(Not even God) you can control it. Never try to resolve it or you will get harmed in some way.

OMG, quit fighting you guys!!! (fighting continues, house is a mess) Oh great! Everything is all Kuma Satra!!!

by Ass Therb Expert January 3, 2010