salon

1) A reference to "Salon Le Mesnil" - the quintessential Blanc de Blancs champagne, extremely mouth-filling and tremendously elegant, this champagne is known only to the most dedicated of amateurs. Widely regarded as the finest on earth - only a few mortals ever get to taste it. It only starts to excite collectors when it is over 25-35 years old.

2) A commercial premises offering hair and beauty treatment.

Thank goodness I don't have to suffer P-Diddy rapping about Salon.

by Dan Fox September 9, 2003

Saesome

Sweet and awesome.

That shit was sawesome.

by PussyVagina1 January 28, 2004

Victoria Salmon Kings

A professional ice hockey team located in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Manitoba Moose of the AHL, and the Vancouver Canucks of the NHL.

GO VICTORIA SALMON KINGS!!!

by Victoria Salmon Kings Fan January 30, 2009

salon boy

A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.

"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."

"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"

"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"

by Captain Benjamin December 28, 2008

salmon run loop

The perception that (despite much effort) no progress is actually being made as one attempts to struggle forward with one's life. From salmon run + (tape or film) loop; combining the difficultly encountered by salmon as they head upstream to spawn and the endless repetition of a film or tape loop.

Every month it was the same thing: a salmon run loop of cutting back on everything in order to keep up with the spiraling interest on the family's credit cards.

by maximo hudson June 26, 2009

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015

Salone Men Dont Cheat

Loyal, Brotherhood, Respectful, And Faithful Men From Sierra Leone.

Den D Rush Salone Men Dont Cheat.

by Raymond Jusu September 5, 2018