by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
Get the smoked salmon and monkey poomug. When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
by Phantumps December 6, 2016
Get the Salmoningmug. 
A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
Get the Salmon-Beard-Santamug. #1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!
#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010
Get the Like a Salmonmug. 1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009
Get the Salmon Killermug.